The talented twerk master. Can twerk whilst making you a turkey dinner, doing your laundry, giving you 8 kids and making sure your debit card gets maxxxeed out in vegas. She won’t give you pink eye with her twerk cuz she so talented.
Laura Leslie twerked sooo hard that she made sure that slut Sarah’s debit card got maxxxxxed the fuck out at a Las Vegas CVS.
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a very nice person usually either really short or really tall. has good humour but can be a bitch sometimes. she also likes mingi
laura manipulates you , that’s not a laura
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Get the laura mug.The most mean and heartless lover. Never thinks about anyone else and would choose boiled peanuts over your life. Can never be trusted to come on time and start every argument in your life.
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Have I mentioned? She's also the dumbest, slowest girl you will ever meet and will talk behind your back
Have I mentioned? She's also the dumbest, slowest girl you will ever meet and will talk behind your back
"I heard that's Laura."
"Yeah better back away from her or she might hurt us."
"She's the worst girl ever."
"Yeah better back away from her or she might hurt us."
"She's the worst girl ever."
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Shes mad cool and quirky, fun to hang around with. Catch phrase is rockin'- way ahead of her time. Her photos still shine on walls of hospitals. She has wicked style and a phat ass. Dope hair and nice smile. Sweet as fuq. Do not fuq with her shes too dope. Love that nigga. Serious movie star swag swag pop it
Shes mad cool and quirky, fun to hang around with. Catch phrase is rockin'- way ahead of her time. Her photos still shine on walls of hospitals. She has wicked style and a phat ass. Dope hair and nice smile. Sweet as fuq. Do not fuq with her shes too dope. Love that nigga. Serious movie star swag swag pop it
John 1: Fuck sucks ur not a laura sommer
Fat best friend: i know shes perf
DEAN of school: every1 shud be laura i'd turn dat ass inside out if it was the 1600s
Fat best friend: i know shes perf
DEAN of school: every1 shud be laura i'd turn dat ass inside out if it was the 1600s
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