Lamp

When low key you’re laughing at your partner.

Me:Tish, what are you doing?

Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”

Me:Lamp

by salmonella2 January 31, 2021

Lamping

To hang out and relax, inside or on the street, by yourself or with others.

The crew is lamping in Queensbridge every day.

by qbc94 June 4, 2022

lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

Lamp

A penis or a dick or a cock...

Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!

by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019

lampe

A person who puts vegan whipped cream on fucking *everything*

Luke was such a lampe with the whipped cream last night eh

by trader-joe July 27, 2025

Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

by Greeny $wish January 16, 2019

Chocolate Lamp

To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024