Louisiana Mud Puff

While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
I took home this hipster chick last night and gave her the old Louisiana mud puff.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
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Louisiana mud mask

When a girl/guy is sitting on your face then proceeds to let the diarrhea buildup unleash upon your face
Im sure Mark was surprised when Stacy gave him a good old fashioned Louisiana Mud Mask
by Son of a gimp December 21, 2019
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Louisiana death-roll

When engaging in missionary style intercourse you grab your partner in a bear hug and start spinning as fast as you can. similar to an alligator.
Last night was crazy that bitch put me in a Louisiana death-roll
by akaidiot13 August 24, 2011
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Louisiana Mud Bath

While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.
Bro I just gave that girl a Louisiana Mud Bath and now my dick is covered head to balls in shit.
by Link6456 August 01, 2016
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Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.
Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
by Your.local.dumbass November 26, 2021
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Louisiana log splitter

A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.
I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!
by Bowling ball bag Bob July 29, 2021
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Louisiana Extension Cord

the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.
John Deer and Jane Doe has a steamy sex session ending it with a Louisiana extension cord.
by Lorenzo Le Coq Grande June 13, 2010
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