A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.
I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!
by Bowling ball bag Bob July 28, 2021
Get the Louisiana log splittermug. An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.
Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021
Get the Louisiana Musket Loadermug. When engaging in missionary style intercourse you grab your partner in a bear hug and start spinning as fast as you can. similar to an alligator.
by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011
Get the Louisiana death-rollmug. While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
Get the Louisiana Mud Puffmug. When a girl/guy is sitting on your face then proceeds to let the diarrhea buildup unleash upon your face
by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019
Get the Louisiana mud maskmug. While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.
by Link6456 July 31, 2016
Get the Louisiana Mud Bathmug. the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.
by Lorenzo Le Coq Grande June 15, 2010
Get the Louisiana Extension Cordmug.