Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a feisty but hot dude who enjoys cleaning and beating the crap out of anyone who disagrees with him.

His friends Isabel and Farlan died so he resorted to hanging out with 17 year olds instead because maybe he was desperate.

He’s short but has massive talent and power so watch what you say in the presence of the Mighty Heichou.

Hailey: Hey, you know Levi Ackerman?
Albert: Yeah, what about him?
Hailey: He’s mine Albert. Don’t even try.

by YeeeeeeeeaahBooiiiiiiiiiiiii!! April 17, 2019

Levi Ackerman

A really fucking short lil shit who has no emotion and loves to clean.

Levi Ackerman is a real buzzkill.

by aRandomPotato69 March 30, 2016

levi heichou

The captain of the Levi Squad and a total badass.
HE'S AMAZING AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND ABT THAT.

" Levi Heichou a red flare was fired, should we engage in combat?"

by TsukiiFlower September 7, 2020

Levi Ackerman

Daddy material.

Mr clean.
5'2 but it do not matter.
Loves to beat up angry teenagers.

Person 1: 'Did you see Levi today?'
Person 2: 'Yeah. He's hot asf'
Person 1: 'And super daddy material'

Levi Ackerman: Humanity's strongest soldier.

by leviscumbiscuit November 10, 2020

Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.

"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"

by allisonistrashh September 2, 2017

Levi Weaver

American singer and songwriter born in Colorado, raised in Texas, and lived in England. Amazing guy who rebels against the current music industry by doing all his own shit. Hottest singer alive, recently released his latest album "You Are Never Close To Home, You Are Never Far From Home". Toured with Imogen Heap in 2006.

Damn, Levi Weaver can't possibly be married!

by kremlinmirrors June 22, 2009

Levi and his Ween Stalk

Levi is the type of man to send dick pics of his ween stalk. Also, a random clip that many have seen of a "Levi" growing his ween stalk.

"Omg you are such a levi and his ween stalk"

by rotten tomatos March 31, 2020