lava lamp 

A person who periodically gains and loses weight.

Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.

lava lamp by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006

carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!

the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!

carbide lamp of life by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

blueberry lamp 

When you're doing someone with a lamp up your butttt, and a blueberry in your mouth!

Girl: What are we going to do tonight, honey?
Guy: I was thinking the blueberry lamp !
Girl: Sounds exciting!

blueberry lamp by xxImCoolxx March 11, 2010

man lamp 

When a man gets the tip of his penis surgically enlarged

Guy: Yea girl, I got a man lamp
Girl: Oh my! Let me suck it?

man lamp by Bluntbunter1 June 6, 2017

Smoking lamp 

Another word for a bong.

Gramas boy “you forgot your smoking lamp” throws bong and it smashes on the pavement. “I’m sorry, was that expensive peice?”

You forgot your smoking lamp, (throws bong) I’m sorry was hat expensive peice?

Smoking lamp by Banksysmalls June 11, 2018

skin lamp 

n.
pl. skin lamps

A lampshade made of skin, human or animal. Usually placed on an unmodified lamp base to screen a light bulb.

Getting a skin lamp for my birthday was the best surprise I could ask for.

skin lamp by steven's terebrous hollow minion January 14, 2005

Lava Lamp 

When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.

Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.

Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.

Lava Lamp by the candy man really can't April 22, 2011