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jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.
Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot
by Lightweight4545 May 21, 2016
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precision jump

A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.
The traceur skillfully landed on the rail, thus completing the precision jump
by ThePKDude September 18, 2013
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Ad jumping

Ad jumping is basically reporting a google or a youtube ad in order to skip it, normally is used more often in youtube, as it removes the ad
not many people know this technique, but i'm showing you the art of ruining economy in order to skip 5 seconds of an random ad,
Small tip: When you click on a video, put your mouse on the left down corner, spam it and press report ad, and you just skipped an ad in 2 seconds.
Guy 1: Hey dude, im really tired of ads even though they help the economy, and i want to spend less time watching those, what can i do?
Guy 2: normally i would say get the heck out of my house brian, but i recommend you to use ad jumping, very easy and you spend 0 cash on Adblocker plus, now please get out of my house or i will call the cops on you
Guy 1: ok jeez.
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Russian Jump

when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.
"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"
by anonymous January 19, 2021
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jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.
"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."
by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009
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ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass
by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013
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Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
by Captain haha March 2, 2020
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