Jew Magic

The most common form of magic on Earth. Has many potent abilities.

1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.

by Dem0nCrsecent October 24, 2007

jew egg

An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.

Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!

by Keifer Sterner December 8, 2006

jew slap

Its when a jews slaps you with his or her money.

Yo Goldstein just Jews slapped me. Jew slap

by MAGAs February 25, 2008

Jew Flu

When you become physically ill after spending a significant amount of money. Usually stomach pains.

Aw man I really want to get that new game, but I know I'll get the Jew Flu if I don't wait for a sale.

by Captain Ron's Speedo May 21, 2014

Jew Hairs

Short and curly hairs in the pubic region. Resembling the short curly hair on a jew.

Last time my wife gave me a bj, she came up with a mouth full of jew hairs.

by meatblaster April 3, 2010

Grape Jews

A refreshing drink made from grapes according to Jewish tradition.

Would you like some grape jews?

by St4rk February 14, 2007

Jiggaboo Jew

A semi-black person who is from Jewish descent.

That man with the wide brimed hat and long ass beard looked like a Jiggaboo Jew.

by Tristan K. May 20, 2008