Jean Dedouchebag

Being a cock juggling thunder cunt like the manager of Taco Bell/KFC. A typical Jean Dedouchebag contradicts himself and plays favorites. He also flirts with anything with 2 tits and a vagina. Biggest prick in the universe.
Yo bro your girlfriend was slobbing on my knob last night

Your such a Jean Dedouchebag
by doug frizzle August 27, 2008
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Jean Wilder

by G-Dawg August 24, 2003
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fat jeans

The jeans your fat former self used to wear before you discovered the Ab Lounge.
I went to the thrift store to buy a pair of jeans, but all they had were fat jeans.
by GetYourHandsOutofMyPants April 01, 2005
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Jean Chretien

Former Canadian Prime Minister (That means leader of the country for you Americans) and the only guy with the balls to not support Prejudice Bush. He was a fine leader who kept getting re-elected because Canada is full of Liberals(I love this country) He retired because, well I don't no why, and left an asshole in charge. Paul Martin fucked up big. Oh and his speech is off because half of his face is paralyzed.
by Karl Marx October 26, 2004
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Artist Jean

A jean style sold by American Eagle Outfitters characterized by a low waistline, a tight fit around the knees, and a 20 inch leg flare.
I went to American Eagle the other day and bought a pair of Artist jeans; they're comfortable and I feel sexy!
by Sexy_Mango January 18, 2012
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Calfless Jeans

Usually worn by a male with very nice calves, the calfless jeans are a derivative from the regular Jean type pants. Calfless jeans are most commonly used in office places by males to impress co-workers of both male and female gender.
That Glenn Riley was looking so good today in his calfless jeans.

That Glenn Riley is such a calfless jean type of guy.
by rbonanno May 03, 2011
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Jeaned rips

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.
"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."
by Steven the cone February 25, 2020
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