Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.

She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!

by rlobster December 24, 2016

Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.

WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.

by sarjas December 25, 2011

Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon March 26, 2018

pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang

I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns

by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019

Christmas Block

The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.

Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!

Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block

by derek the doctor December 25, 2009

christmas slut

Women that wear little to no clothes to get into the "Christmas spirit".

School dress codes require full body coverage, but dance/cheer teams can dress as Christmas sluts.

by Crazycrazy132 December 18, 2016

christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz December 25, 2015