Life

The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
Source: Google Assistant.

Me: What is the meaning of life?
Google Assistant: Life. n. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.

by Shugunou January 4, 2022

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life

Is the worst joke humans ever backfired on themselves this is Purgatory last chance to earn less suffering in Hell

Life finds a way

by Master Cheif Zero January 15, 2017

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a life

something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...

P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"

by the milk your dad left you for May 25, 2023

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Life

The long, painful process of dealing with other peoples' insecurities about their existence.

Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.

by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020

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