Ian

Ian is a guy who is a fucking simp, sort of good at soccer, probably white or Mexican try’s his hardest to be varsity, sucks at video games, loves lasagna, and overall is pretty freaking weird

Ian is a simp and plays soccer

by Hehehethisiswack February 18, 2020

Ian

Ian is a extreme dick, everyone calls him an egg because of his head shape and thy also call him a hoe, cause he dated at least 10 girls in 1 month. Ian will make up rumors that you two are dating and then he’ll holler at you in the lunch room then you’ll kick his ass

Ian can suck my dick

by jakepaulismydaddy November 13, 2018

Ian

Ians is a usually a short person with red hair. Ians love imagine dragons and video games. Ians always wear jackets even in 90 degree heat. He is a good friend and can be playfully harsh, he is a great friend.

Ian why do you always wear jackets

by Dudhdj May 10, 2019

Ian

Ian’s are usually caring family men with a big heart that gets forgotten because he can’t wait for anything for more than 10 seconds

Ian is the greatest dad of all time

by Jon Richfield December 7, 2019

Ian

He is an idiot

Ian: I am an idiot

by THIS IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 10, 2019

Ian

A boy who is a little awkward, very nice, but too nice, and rather annoying

"Oh fuck ian texted me 59 smiley faces in one day"

by Fratstars May 25, 2017

Ian

AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.

Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian

by ianisakpj September 29, 2011