Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new girlfriend

Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

ian

the legitimate definition of sex, the ultimate sex god

“ian is the ultimate sex god, graham or edric aren’t on his level”

by kiwi857 May 30, 2019

Ian

Idiot. Complete idiot.

Tends to try to hide him being angry, with saying “I’m laughing.”

He’s such a Ian. Gross.

by Jocelyn. N 2006 May 16, 2019

Ian

ian is the definition of peepee small, and doesn’t like those who resemble minecraft steve. usually around friends who resemble dirty laundry, and an urban shite.

“oh look there’s ian.”

by dancingcockroach January 10, 2020

Ian

A mentally insane child that is very funny and is the creator of b gucci gucci a and if you want to party shake your hands.

Stop being an Ian

by Ur nan ur mam December 16, 2019

Ian

He is an idiot

Ian: I am an idiot

by THIS IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 10, 2019

Ian

AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.

Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian

by ianisakpj September 29, 2011