Ian

Best fucking fisherman on the east side of the Mississippi

Who’s that fisherman with the long cock?
Must be Ian.

by Tushtickler November 26, 2019

Ian

ian is the definition of peepee small, and doesn’t like those who resemble minecraft steve. usually around friends who resemble dirty laundry, and an urban shite.

“oh look there’s ian.”

by dancingcockroach January 10, 2020

ian

the legitimate definition of sex, the ultimate sex god

“ian is the ultimate sex god, graham or edric aren’t on his level”

by kiwi857 May 31, 2019

Ian

A stupid weak coward who eats raw eggs

Ian is a stupid weak coward who eats raw eggs

by gay dummy September 15, 2019

Ian

Ian is a guy with a pau face that looks like Disney's animated character, Bao.

Friend 1: Have you seen Ian?
Friend 2: Yes, now I feel like eating Din Tai Fung.

by elvinkee July 13, 2019

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new girlfriend

Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 02, 2020

Ian

An old bloke who has no hair. Having anger problems he can be very annoying roasting himself on many occasions.

What hair cut would you like a buzz cut, mullet or an Ian.

by Hairy Head April 15, 2020