by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
by Daikaiju February 22, 2015

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.
by Director October 23, 2014

by Cochisè Lee May 4, 2020

Shower Hands - Adj
Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands
Guy 2: Sucks bro
Guy 2: Sucks bro
by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?
Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!
Sophie: Nasty...
Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!
Sophie: Nasty...
by AnonBurger April 2, 2010
