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Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.
Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.
by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008
mugGet the Popcorn handsmug.

hand slamming

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
by Daikaiju February 22, 2015
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hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...
by HandWander69 October 10, 2018
mugGet the hand wandingmug.

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.
I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.
by Director October 23, 2014
mugGet the Museum Handsmug.

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro
by Samael86 February 28, 2014
mugGet the Shower Handsmug.

Blacksmith Hands

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...
by AnonBurger April 2, 2010
mugGet the Blacksmith Handsmug.

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