Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.
Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.
by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008
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Grabbing Hands

1. Any person or persons with greedy tendencies, taking all they can.
2. Not literally, but hands that are dirtied up with selfishness. i.e. hands that steal.
3. A person who cannot keep their hands off of something or someone has the "grabbing hands" - or has to have something in their hands at all times.
Examples of 1:"The higher ups are always the grabbing hands."
"The grabbing hands grab all they can only for themselves."

Example of 2: "Thieves always have a bad case of the grabbing hands and never know when to stop"

Examples of 3: "He got a little too carried away with his grabbing hands with me after I had asked him to stop countless times"

"She always has to have a grabbing hand on her phone, like it was glued to it"
by JewK September 13, 2012
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Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face
I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....
by Cephalo July 28, 2005
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hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...
by HandWander69 October 10, 2018
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Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro
by Samael86 February 22, 2014
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Howard hand

An upward movement of the hand repeatedly to signify agreement or excitement. Done by the students at Howard University
Person A: Hello my name is Kayla and I'm from Atlanta!

Person in Audience: Woooooooooo! *does Howard hand*
by KaylaWayla February 16, 2012
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ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face
I just ball handed the shit outa that guy
by Pete April 30, 2004
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