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Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.
by Dan5 April 25, 2025
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Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020
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Harambe handjob

A handjob given by someone with extremely firm grip
Damn I’m sore he/she gave me that harambe handjob last night, thought they were going to rip my dick off.
by Steve Erwin February 9, 2024
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Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
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Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly
Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob
by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024
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panty handjob

an action in which a woman will simulate her panties on a male's penis usually resulting in ejactulation on the panties
friend 1 - my girlfriend gave me an unforgettable panty handjob last night.
friend 2 I should see if my girlfriend would do it to me.
by Frosted1 February 12, 2025
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Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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