Hakuna Retarded

It simply means when you find yourself or someone else doing something absolutely stupid and come to realize it. Then you or whomever has become “Hakuna Retarded” (It’s a beautiful phrase) and follow up by a great laugh

Zane locked the keys in the work truck and then realized he was “hakuna retarded”

Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”

Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”

by KSG Ndy January 8, 2025

hamuel

hamuel is whatever you want him to be. there is no exact definition.

person 1: who is hamuel?
person 2: hamuel is whoever you want him to be.

by quintillion mosquito January 26, 2025

Hamin

Flyest young nigga alive

Hello! My name is Hamin!!

by lplqytqke February 14, 2026

Hakuna matata

A royal gangbang

Snow White got a hakuna matata on her wedding night with all the dwarves.

by FuckThatGuy69 March 1, 2025

Hakunamafuckit

when you give zero fucks, have no worries and you just let the shit show carry on

Look when shit goes sideways you gotta just hakunamafuckit

by Pro-bullshitter June 16, 2025

Hakuna Matitty

Hakuna Matata a phrase used in the Lion King movies meaning “No Worries”. But in this sense, Hakuna Matitty means “No titties” or lack of seeing titties.

Ive been in a Hakuna Matitty spell lately, My girlfriend is out of town for a week and I just wanna see some titties!

by Mikelowery965 August 12, 2025

Hamruning

The art of having sex .Named "Hamruning" after the town of Hamrun where people go for a good day out.

Are you two going to go Hamruning in your house? Oh my!

by JFJFJJF October 10, 2025