National Give Uriel Your Credit Card Information Day

The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.

Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!

by HappyPixel October 18, 2020

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

by evxnkndy March 13, 2021

I'll give you the weather

To kick some one in the balls

You want to know the weather, bitch? I'll GIVE you the weather!

I'll give YOU the weather!

by The Weather Mann August 3, 2007

Free gift card giveaway

A scam, an annoyance, and usually a teenager. Free gift card giveaways are part of the cancer which worsens YouTube everyday. Fuck Dirv.

Person 1: Wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
Person 2: fuck you

by ChrisCamel December 9, 2017

National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

Giving flowers

To give compliments; to show respect

Tom MacDonald was giving flowers to Eminem when he released “Dear Slim.”

by robbish4unowho June 24, 2022

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

by PokarFace June 20, 2010