giraffe

Insult for a tall, lanky cunt with big ass ears

"That Liam kids is a fucken' giraffe!

by danjek November 17, 2016

Giraffe

Noah Beck (Noah Neck)

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 7, 2021

Giraffes

Other wise known as the "African Stretchy horse", or "Tall polka dot deer." The Stretchy horse can be found in Africa, as the name suggests. AND DOES NOT EAT EAUCALYPTUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS.MORROW.

"Mrs.Morrow, Giraffes can't eat eucalyptus , Giraffes are from Africa, eucalyptus is from Australia!

by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018

Highas Giraffe pussy

Overly marked up cheap goods

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.

by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

giraffe

Andrew Neumann

Andrew looks like a giraffe because of his long neck

by theunknown565 February 18, 2020

white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner

I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend

by S_W_F_L December 28, 2017