fuck boy

A reasonably attractive young male (who believes himself to be more attractive than he actually is:- a 6 who thinks he's a 9) tidy plumage, i.e; clad in typical high street fashion of the day but nothing risky or individual.
Completely lacking in any intellectual merit, quite likely confused if presented with a mirror and a bell. Happy on his perch or with his "lads"; often found in such a group having a cheeky Nando's.
Highly excitable and skitterish, easy to frighten, will take flight under pressure.

I met Jake/Josh/Charlie/Olly/Jack/Harry at a party and he seemed such a good match. The next day over breakfast I heard him on the phone with his friends and realised he was just a fuck boy.

by writeinpoverty July 31, 2016

Fuck Boy

Someone who smokes weed and drinks but is underage. They have relationships with hoes/thots. They like to wear a lot of black clothing and are familiar with the brands "Diamond" and "Obey".

Fuck Boy

by Benefactor September 7, 2016

fuck boy

Something that not-so-attractive girls often say to try to feel powerful over men who reject them. Often said with a false air of superiority, but is often just used to mask feelings of bitterness.

"Stupid fuck boy, not good enough for me," said the fat girl who was just rejected by her crush.

by heterodyne May 2, 2016

wok fuck boy

Someone who uses multiple woks, mainly called wok fuck boy by Uncle Roger.

"Gordon Ramsay is fuck boy for wok. he is wok fuck boy."

by UwUI'mAPedophile January 4, 2021

fast as fuck boi

The Single Fastest Boi you can think of

Jack: hey jim how fast are you?
Jim: Fast as fuck Boiiiiiii

by TheBoiWho'sFast November 26, 2016

Fuck Boy

Someone who is a bitch ass bitch, slut rangler, ass jockey, or pussy bitch.

Also Fux Boy

Ken: "I just banged Barbie, her sister and her mom in one day"
Randy: "You bitch ass bitch"
Ken: "You mean fuck boy?"

by Dale's Dick Den August 31, 2015

redneck fuck boy

The redneck fuck boy exhibits many of the same characteristics as the run of the mill fuck boy does. These include their endless quest for pictures of naked genitals(male or female) and their similarly endless quest to have sex with said genitals. They flex ALWAYS and are turned on by just about anything. The thing that distinguishes the redneck fuck boy is his incessant love of dirt, trucks, beer, and cow udders. Living predominantly on farms the redneck fuck boy is exposed to many more ways to piss people off than the average fuck boy and you can bet he takes full advantage. Global warming is a myth, Trump is the supreme overlord of the world and country music might as well be the national anthem. Overall, the redneck fuck boy's main goal is to piss off anything and everything but his current sexual conquest and his horse waiting in the woods if the current conquest should go airy. If ever in the presence of one you will most likely know based on your level of disdain for them, as soon as you start thinking OJ Simpson isn't really that bad of a guy in comparison you are most definitely in the presence of the elusive but not quite elusive enough redneck fuck boy.

This redneck fuck boy asked me to have sex with him on the bed of his truck tonight while his friends watch.

by Horse Love= real love April 19, 2017