Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.

Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.

by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011

floor soil

When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.

Dude... We've been floor soiled!!!! This suxxxx.

by smack_attack November 26, 2010

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

floor dip

Cheap, shitty chewing tobacco

I wouldn't dip that floor dip unless I had no other option.

by willywill430 November 19, 2014

Floor 11

The most cringey, meme infested floor in college dorms. There is never a dull moment with Floor 11.

I'm so excited to be on Floor 11. I've got so many memes to share!

by Trenly September 21, 2016

Floor Spice

The residue left on a food item when it has fallen on the floor.

His pizza fell on the floor; he ate it floor spice and all.

by bringash February 29, 2016

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017