fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015

fecal fatigue

When one gets tired from excessively pooping.

My stomach virus has given me explosive diarrhea, and now I have fecal fatigue.

by PCBroMiami January 9, 2016

fecal harrasment

Fecal Harrasment: The action of using fecal matter to to get on someone's nerves. This can become extremely annoying to the recipient.

Fecal Harrasment-

John: "Dude i fecally harrassed my sister last night and shit all over her face when she was sleeping last night."

Dave:"Dude! That's hilarious I smeared feces on my sisters pillow last night!"

John "LOL!"

by MDOG1 July 20, 2016

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

fecal sprinkle

It's like a golden shower but with shit

Holy crap man I was tossing that girls salad last night and she fecal sprinkled all over my face, even got in my mouth.
I still fucked her anyway though.

by BigBoySatisfactory January 31, 2018

fecal position

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

by muffmirkin May 23, 2019

Fecalated

The act of releasing your bowels on your partner during sexual intercourse

It was a orgasmic feeling as he fecalated all over his partner mid climax. The mess afterwards wasn't as enjoyable though.

by nsfwmutt September 15, 2019