Guy1: Did you know that the adverage emo's brain is the same size as it's eye?
Guy2: How big is that?
Guy1: Dunno, you can never see both their eyes to make a judgement.
Guy2: How big is that?
Guy1: Dunno, you can never see both their eyes to make a judgement.
by Annata .W. Bokunamma August 5, 2007

Suburban Kid #1: I'm board, wanna go cut our wrists?
Suburban Kid #2: Nahh, we did that yesterday, lets go sing about our breaks ups in high voices for a bit.
Tight City kid: You fricken emos
Suburban Kid #2: Nahh, we did that yesterday, lets go sing about our breaks ups in high voices for a bit.
Tight City kid: You fricken emos
by Mistacoolio June 19, 2007

There are a few types of Emo,
1. A fake, poser, of someone who cuts because they are going through a hard time I.g, Someone important dying, or something. The poser wants to seem cool. ( But your not. )
2. A person who actually does cut because they actually are going through a hard time so they express their feelings through what they feel like wearing or listen to.
3. Someone who isn't emo at all, maybe into alternative stuff. They are labled emo, because maybe they have a bunch of hardcore band shirts or have died their hair RED and it turned out PURPLE!
1. A fake, poser, of someone who cuts because they are going through a hard time I.g, Someone important dying, or something. The poser wants to seem cool. ( But your not. )
2. A person who actually does cut because they actually are going through a hard time so they express their feelings through what they feel like wearing or listen to.
3. Someone who isn't emo at all, maybe into alternative stuff. They are labled emo, because maybe they have a bunch of hardcore band shirts or have died their hair RED and it turned out PURPLE!
Idiot eleven year old: Oh my god, You are so emo. Your hair is PURPLE!
Me: No, its not, you blueberry, its RED.
Idiot Eleven year old: No, its purple. Your so emo.
Me: Do you even know what emo means? I don't cut myself, retard.
Idiot eleven year old: Sure you don't. Emo.
Me: Blueberry.
( He was wearing a blue sweatshirt, and he's fat. )
Me: No, its not, you blueberry, its RED.
Idiot Eleven year old: No, its purple. Your so emo.
Me: Do you even know what emo means? I don't cut myself, retard.
Idiot eleven year old: Sure you don't. Emo.
Me: Blueberry.
( He was wearing a blue sweatshirt, and he's fat. )
by Fwa-Fwa-So Not Emo- Fwa November 19, 2009

Emos are a misunderstood subculture. They listen to emo music. They wear dark, melodramatic clothes and makeup. Their culture is polluted by wannabes who go on about how their life is not easy and the world is against them. Their emotions are confuing to them, and they often feel depressed and/or misunderstood. Emos are somewhat similar to goths in their appearance, though not nearly as hardcore. They are often stereotyped for slitting their wrists, though this is certainly a rarity.
"He is So Emo..." By Zee-Man.......
by Zee-Man April 1, 2007

Emo, short for Emotional. Pretty much your definition right there. A whole bunch of sorrow filled people, who listen to downtrodden music which lyrics usually consist of groans and moans of past relationships that went wrong and they take there pain to the extreme. Typically "cutters" or, people who cut themselves when they are upset to release their emotions (very unhealthy by the way.) Majority of Emo's are homo/bi-sexual. Usually "Punks" do not get along with them. (Indie sux, hard-line sux, EMO SUX, you suck!-Antiflag)
by Steven Hanaway July 20, 2008

Emo Is a labeling group That happens to be different from the other 'groups"
Emo is Emotional, thats pretty much just it.
Like emotionally unstable or emotionally Inept.
You call emo what ever you want to
I dont care. I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Emo is Emotional, thats pretty much just it.
Like emotionally unstable or emotionally Inept.
You call emo what ever you want to
I dont care. I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Emo Boy: Why Cant you Just Get me?
Jock: What the hell EMO! Its you who doesnt get the world
Emo boy: You! I will set you ablaze!
Jock: -hit- Damn it!
Emo boy: -tears- Oh, D-did you just hit me? -cries-
You see, Emotional, so what, I like emotional boys. They know how to be themselves.
Jock: What the hell EMO! Its you who doesnt get the world
Emo boy: You! I will set you ablaze!
Jock: -hit- Damn it!
Emo boy: -tears- Oh, D-did you just hit me? -cries-
You see, Emotional, so what, I like emotional boys. They know how to be themselves.
by Amber G. May 29, 2007

Question: Would you rather kill yourself or be an emo? If you said emo, then you'll want to kill yourself. If you said kill yourself, then you already ARE one.
by Cydney September 19, 2007
