Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.
How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
by Django Elf March 21, 2021
A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.
by Leroy Blumpkin December 10, 2021
Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
by MisterHollie December 28, 2021
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by CHILDFUCKER84 August 03, 2021
n. One who excessively bravo's a room; cannot control his/her urge to put everything in bravo condition. Can be extremely useful or extremely annoying - often both.
by 8337 February 16, 2010