"What do you want to do tonight, Justin?" ... "I don't know, what do you want to do, Leah? Maybe a little silly dilly?
by PDshotME February 15, 2023

Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.
The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.
by Ridge man May 6, 2018

by Shaun_b May 13, 2005

by anonymous December 24, 2020

Pick-a-dilly is not only a London Underground train line, it is also a very important choice to be made in every man’s life
by Lemonadia May 29, 2018

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.
Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.
by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021

by vqmett February 24, 2023
