Dean Portman

Fulton Reed’s boyfriend but also everyone’s husband idek

Hot as a mf

The best hockey player ever from the Mighty Ducks.

“Who’s your favorite Mighty Ducks character”

“The absolute hottie, amazing player, ripped asf, super hot, playa, Dean Portman thank you very much.”

by stwoo July 17, 2021

hello dean

Greetings from angel of the lord (Castiel) to Dean Winchester. These words are the two most said words besides for "SAM!" and "DEAN!" And a constant river of tears and death. These words are to get Dean's attention and usually consists of Dean turning around to stare into his eyes and check him out(sometimes mentally undress him). Everyone once in a while Dean might accidentally get spooked Ir be hella mad.

*woosh from behind Dean* "Hello Dean."

by troyeboi👽 March 12, 2018

Dean John

Fashion King , Style Setter , In the Now , Despot of Fashion !

Dean John Is To Fashion as Tom is to Myspace .

by Dean John June 3, 2007

Paula Dean

The act of melting butter between two partners having sex in the missionary position and then using the excess butter to fry bacon

After paula deaning it this morning, so we invited our friends over for some of the leftovers.

by roggy197723 March 14, 2013

dean koontz

another name for yr poonanny, your vag, yr cunt ...

alternately

to be used in place of calling someone a cunt.

i kicked him in the balls, so he kicked me in my dean koontz
OR
my mom is quite a dean koontz

by zeev March 16, 2008

Dean Gene

A genetic disorder in which a male's penis is exactly one half (1/2) the size of his index finger. Effects nearly 20 % of the American populous. Symptoms of the Dean Gene include but are not limited to:

1. And unusually tiny penis (giving the appearance that one's testicles are enormous in comparison)

2. The appearance or behavior of small woodland creatures, primarily squirrels.

3. False or exaggerated claims of how hard you banged your fat ugly girl friend the previous night

Example 1:

Jim: Hey, i think that kid over there climbing that tree might have the Dean Gene

Bob: dude...thats a squirrel.

Example 2:

Trevor: I had sex with some chick who weighs more than me last night!

Alex: Dude, i think you have the Dean Gene

by chevydbag July 27, 2009

steamy dean

when you shit on a girls face and dean walks in and says wow what a steamy bitch

simon says; have you seen steamy dean?

by steamy dean January 11, 2008