Chuck Norris

The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.

by Thunder Pig August 1, 2012

Chuck Norris

A man who is as close to a god as possble.

Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.

by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006

chuck norris

the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick

the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris

chuck norris can split atoms with his fists

guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness

by chuckchuckchuckchuck184868 January 10, 2010

chuck norris

the one and only guy who has both testicles larger

99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.

by Evalyen April 9, 2006

Chuck Norris

One drop of ball-sweat from Jimmy Page's nuts mixed with two drops of ball-sweat from Bruce Lee's nuts.

Chuck Norris is combined ball-sweat of two gods.

by the-truth-of-life January 9, 2011

chuck norris

Theeee coolest fucking guy that has ever roundhoused on this planet. EVER.

Dude, Chuck Norris is my fucking hero.

by gayyy April 28, 2006

Chuck Norris

A bad ass who use to be undefeated in kicking ass, but lost to jorge nunez badly. His heart suffered a concussion that day.

Chuck Norris just got knocked out by da greatest.

by Tupacolypse December 31, 2012