thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day

Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

by Hypxrrr January 5, 2021

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

chairgasm

The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair.

I had the best chairgasm at the mall today!

by cest malade January 17, 2009

chiara

amazing girl. the best one yet! shes so sophisticated, beautiful, funny and all around perfect.

person 1: hey who's that girl over there? she seems great, i wanna meet her.
person 2: chiara

by elijahscoffee January 18, 2022

chiara horvathova

The sexiest moefoe on the planet she will make every guy swoon over her at just a look

Oh look its chiara horvathova

*cums*

by Picklebeingsucked2046 December 22, 2022

Chair hug

Any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means.

Guy A: Dude i gave that chick a chair hug.

Guy B: How'd you get to the floor?

Guy A: I tickled her, easiest way.

by Theblakclover August 31, 2010