da curb

to be close to da curb is when you’re about to fall for someone who has no interest in you

talayah: this kid is so cuteee
ashley: he doesn’t know you, don’t get close to da curb

by whiteManzWhore March 11, 2020

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.

girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though

by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015

Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017

curb stomp-able

An adjective to describe a racist person that causes annoyance to one’s everyday life.

Person A: This person that keeps referring to me as “Chinese Girl” wants to talk to me more, I think they might like me.

Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able

by Ozzieiei September 8, 2021

Curb Stomp

When U Forcefully Put Someones Teeth On A Curb and Stomp The Fuck Out oF eITHER thEir bAKS oR hEADS cAUSING sERIOUSE INJuRiES oR sOMETimES dEATH.

"DOOD THE FUQ HAPPEND TO U"
"sOMEBUHY cUR SThAM mE"

Curb Stomp

by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 11, 2018

Curb Stomp

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.

Ole Miss didn't just kick Georgia Tech's ass, they CURB STOMPED the mother fuckers!

by On The X September 19, 2022