Schrodinger's Clit

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.

A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger

Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.

Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?

Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit

by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021

grow a clit

An alternative way of saying "no balls."

A way to refer to people who are scared pussies, therefore they have no balls and should grow a clit.

Scared ass bitch, grow a clit.

by doorknob salesman December 2, 2021

Cling-Ons

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

Boy clit

What straight men call a trans or gay male’s penis to feel like they are with a cisgender woman.

Come sit on daddy’s face and put your boy clit in daddy’s mouth while you suck daddy’s big cock.

How big is your boy clit?

by CaliforniaXB February 11, 2018

clit clatter

Same as bumping fur. Froppage, French for "rubbing". When two lesbians bump and grind together their vaginas.

It was noisy in the next room from all the clit clatter between my roomates.

by Yo mutha May 14, 2006

Jedi mind clit

When a woman uses her pussy as leverage during a(n) conflict/argument.

Ricky: "I'm not smoking weed anymore bro."

Ant: "Why?"

Ricky: "Linzy, says it's a turn off and makes my dick soft."

Ant: Dude, she's playing Jedi mind clit on you!"

by M1ND V1RUS October 19, 2011

clit

The most wonderful thing in the entire world. Short for clitoris. Wonderful to use during masturbation, even better when a guy does it. Can produce several orgasms in one session.

"I had 4 orgasms last night from playing with my clit."

by Jemm September 1, 2005