Business Administration

The degree that kids go for because their parents wouldn’t accept their art history degree.

Gabe: Hey Dad, I really want to go into ministry
Dad: I don’t want my son working at a Starbucks. You’re going into business administration.

by xXx_AccountingSlayer420_xXx November 20, 2020

business management

one of the worst things in the world.

a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.

you took business management? holy shit what a waste of time.

by Josh Birnbaum November 18, 2007

open for business

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.

Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.

by APU & The Stooge August 14, 2011

Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.

"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."

by burnard August 17, 2014

business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.

I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations

by fritz131 June 6, 2014

junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.

That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.

by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009

Busy biscuit

A busy biscuit is a girl who stays busy during the day and gets tired at night because of hard work during the day either with work, school, etc.

She didn't text me back because she is a busy biscuit.

by Laflames June 23, 2016