Sexual baseball is a way of talking about sexual encounters without actually using sexual words. This is useful for when there are small children or other people in the room. There are many different baseball terms that are also sex baseball terms here they are...
1st base (single) is anything involving mouth to mouth contact in a sexual way. (ex. making out)
2nd base (double) is the use of hands on or in the "privates" (ex. handjobs)
3rd base (triple) is the use of mouths on the "privates" (ex. blowjobs)
A home run is sexual intercourse.
An RBI is added on to the end for every person not counting yourself. (ex. getting blowjobs from two women would be hitting a triple with 2 RBIs)
The "Batter" is yourself when talking about sexual baseball.
The "Pitcher" is your partner or possible partner.
A "strikeout" occurs when you ask someone to date you and they say no.
A "groundout" or a "flyout" occurs when you ask someone to hookup and they say no.
"Strikes" are things you say or do wrong.
"Balls" are things your partner says or does wrong.
A "bat" is a penis.
A "glove" is a vagina.
Boobs are known as the "pitchers mound(s)"
A "broken bat" or a "broken glove" is someone who has an STD.
A 'broken in glove" is a woman who is not a virgin.
A condom is known as a "doughnut".
1st base (single) is anything involving mouth to mouth contact in a sexual way. (ex. making out)
2nd base (double) is the use of hands on or in the "privates" (ex. handjobs)
3rd base (triple) is the use of mouths on the "privates" (ex. blowjobs)
A home run is sexual intercourse.
An RBI is added on to the end for every person not counting yourself. (ex. getting blowjobs from two women would be hitting a triple with 2 RBIs)
The "Batter" is yourself when talking about sexual baseball.
The "Pitcher" is your partner or possible partner.
A "strikeout" occurs when you ask someone to date you and they say no.
A "groundout" or a "flyout" occurs when you ask someone to hookup and they say no.
"Strikes" are things you say or do wrong.
"Balls" are things your partner says or does wrong.
A "bat" is a penis.
A "glove" is a vagina.
Boobs are known as the "pitchers mound(s)"
A "broken bat" or a "broken glove" is someone who has an STD.
A 'broken in glove" is a woman who is not a virgin.
A condom is known as a "doughnut".
So I asked Becky to hookup and she told me no the first time but then I asked again and she said yes. She is totally not a virgin so I used a condom. She gave me a blowjob while I felt her up and then we had sex. She even got one of her friends to join us and I did her too. It was a great night.
In sexual baseball talk: Becky was pitching and on my first at bat I grounded out, but my next time up I hit a triple. Her glove has been broken in a lot but that didn't matter. I used a doughnut and I hit a home run with 2 RBIs. It was a fun game.
In sexual baseball talk: Becky was pitching and on my first at bat I grounded out, but my next time up I hit a triple. Her glove has been broken in a lot but that didn't matter. I used a doughnut and I hit a home run with 2 RBIs. It was a fun game.
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1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.
Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
goes:
1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.
Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
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