The Bible

An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.

Church: "Did You Read The Bible"
Priest: "No"
Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"

by ThyOfThee January 25, 2021

vacation bible school

vacation bible school sped up.

you listen to vacation bible school?
yes
oh so your cool

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible

Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021

Bible Fucker

A person who knows the Bible thoroughly; inside-out.

Rob knows a good deal about Bible. He is one hell of a Bible Fucker.

by alexkoksuker October 19, 2008

Queen James Bible

A complete piss-take on the Christian bible, dont look it up if you're offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, go for it!
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.

The Queen James Mission Statement:

So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.

Quotes from the Queen James Bible:

4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"

4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.

by tinylittleovaldogeggs March 7, 2008

pop bible

Taylor Swift’s iconic album 1989. the most awarded pop album EVER and undoubtedly the best

i’m listening to the pop bible to get in the mood

by axk056 June 4, 2021

bible humper

A girl or boy who have restrained themselves from sexual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up sexual frusteration that they resort to other methods of sexual release. EXAMPLES: Backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.

Matt was trying to tackle me all night at youth group, he is such a Bible humper.

by Peach March 14, 2004