Grenade Buzzer Beater

When you have a shit night and you wanted get laid and there was no one in your standards to take home, so as the the club is closing you grab a grenade and take her home..

Its like Kobe Byrant in the 4th quarter, you need some points fast, so as time is going down.. you hit a Grenade Buzzer Beater, grab whats left and toss her in the cab and head home.. Winning style

you with your boys about to go out and halla at them, that you hope that don't have to pull G.B.B... cause getting up in the morning, you wish you went home alone

by Tank0714home_run June 1, 2011

Whatever-You-Are Beater

Somebody who would beat up anything.

These people are known assholes, and nobody likes them.

Woman: Are you a woman beater?

Beater: No, but I'm about to beat whatever you are!

So, the person can be called a "Whatever-You-Are Beater."

by FreakyDonkey June 6, 2009

wife-beater day

A day where, as a man, you don't plan on leaving the house, so you resort to wearing a wife beater.

"I've got final exams tomorrow, so it looks like today will be another wife-beater day."

by includeme December 4, 2011

Nature's Wife Beater

The result of wearing a tank top out in the sun on the first really nice day of Spring. When you remove the shirt, it still looks like you are wearing a pasty white wife beater tank top.

Who's that douchebag sporting a nature's wife beater?

by Otterbein Jon May 24, 2010

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004

Lick my beaters

"Licking the beaters" means to lick and/or suck the testicles generously. The testicles can be sucked in a dry state or fluid such as semen and/or brownie batter may be involved. The term comes from the act of licking egg beaters after mixing up a batch of something tasty, like brownie batter and/or semen.

Hey babycakes, if I dipped my junk in syrup would you come lick my beaters?

by JSmooth33 October 17, 2008

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017