When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.
Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.
by Ryan C. April 17, 2003
Get the Texas Teasermug. 1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.
2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.
3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time
4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees
2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.
3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time
4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees
The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.
by myowneviltwin August 18, 2009
Get the Texas Tavernmug. Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.
Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?
Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!
Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!
by Thicc Tittie December 6, 2019
Get the The Texas Whispermug. When she sprinkles cocain all over her ass followed by setting a hat on her butt then adding a cookie on each ass cheek and last of all shoving a carrot up her ass before telling you to enjoy.
My girlfriend decided to surprise me with a Texas Snowman for Christmas. Frosty the snowman never tasted so good.
by Km243 August 18, 2017
Get the texas snowmanmug. When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.
by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
Get the The Texas Chainsawmug. A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...
by Thornova April 13, 2020
Get the Texas tornadomug. Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”
by leavesomefortherestofus April 12, 2020
Get the Texas Soiréemug.