October 22

Slap your shortest best friends day

tall friend: *October 22 slap*
short friend: hey what was that

tall friend: *shows them this page*

by Revenge Gal October 21, 2019

October 22

The most pretty and nice people are born on this date.

Person 1: Wow, you’re pretty
Person 2: Yeah, that’s because I’m born on October 22

by Kenananan October 14, 2019

March 22

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021

October 22

National male out with your gf day

Just make out on October 22

by Urboyskinnypene October 21, 2019

February 22

Nobody fucking cares about asking you out when I can do that any other day.

“go ask her out it’s February 22 bro”
“no”

by Woody from ToyStory February 21, 2022

22 Words

When someone keeps talking and won’t get to the point, in the manner of the site 22 words

I asked her how was her day and she went 22 words on me. She took two hours to tell me she went to the gas station

by Pryapulus December 26, 2019

January 22

The most beautiful, perfect and incredible people are born this day, they take care of you, they have a great mood and they surely smell very good

Sarah: I was born on january 22
Steve: That's why you're so cool

by Skyy__x December 16, 2021