airplane alcohol

Those little tiny bottles you get in airplanes or out of the minibars in hotel rooms that make you feel like your a little bitch.

excuse, stewardess, can i have some "airplane alcohol" please?
are you a pussy, sir?

by Megan Pizzy White August 1, 2012

alcohol

a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

by heheheheheheheehehehehehehehh March 11, 2009

alcohol

My only friend.

alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wittyname January 18, 2010

albon

A sublime loving freak that is probably high!!

That fool is munchin like a mother...hes an albon

by bandage February 26, 2003

alcofall

A fall sustained after drinking enough alcohol to upset your sense of balance.

Bob was so drunk he had an alcofall right in the middle of the dance floor.

by Nitsirk September 5, 2007

dominick alcantara

an unsually cocky asshole who should get his ass beat; spoiled bitch who is obsessed with nikes

Girl One: "Who's the bitch who thinks he has swag?"
Girl Two: "That's Dominick Alcantara"
Girl One: "Oooooh"

by xxxfirefliesxxx November 21, 2010

alconoid

The hungover and paranoid feeling the morning after being totally hammered in mixed company. Usually brought about by alcoholic amnesia.

Bob: God my head hurts - can't remember much about last night.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.

by nervous wreck May 30, 2009