Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.

Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert

by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023

Albert

Complete degeneracy

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out

by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines

Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic

by D Flawless March 18, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016