Albert Artez

Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok

Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.

Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.

by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022

Albert Breaker

He’s the best!

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.

by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021

albert

alright bet

bro: lets go
you:albert

by jajabeetz July 3, 2025

Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020

Albert

He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester

Albert is a really nice guy!

by bobmurry November 22, 2021

Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023