Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

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Alberte

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)

Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.

by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019

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Albert

mega dick

Girl: Albert has a MEGA dick.

by burpmilk May 8, 2021

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Albert shaw

The superior fictional serial killer

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!

by aml30x January 30, 2024

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Albert

Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.

Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.

by heyo9999999 March 12, 2021

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