by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021

A hot mother fucka who takes abgs but has no interest in love, preferring instead to eat ice cream because why not. Because he is part Einstein, he is a man whom everyone looks up to for guidance. Although not the best first-person shooter, it is unquestionably the best at grinding in most games. He's easily the most humble and modest person in the room, yet he also doesn't give a damn about anything. He is just concerned with his ambitions, his family, and his friends. He is an honest and practical person, although he has a tendency to lie.
by Captain Stone November 22, 2021

Scott:hey Tom have you seen ._.albert...editz new tiktok it's amazing!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!
by Wjjwjw June 17, 2021

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied
by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016

me
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
