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To clean your vagina with a wire brush, or brillo pad.

Don't forget to abshlonging si buh moindingler.

by Bim Denver November 1, 2007

absolute

100% pure alcohol. Alcohol can only be distilled to 95% ethanol, 5% water; so a drying agent must be used to get it 100% pure. This product is illegal and can only be obtained through scientific laboratories. Cannot be consumed pure as it will burn the throat, but great for spiking punches as it is flavorless.

The mad scientist used absolute to spike the punch at the symposium and all the researches got unexpectedly trashed.

by restless G November 6, 2006

Absolute Madman

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.

"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."

by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018

absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.

"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016

Abolished

A state of drunkenness of the highest upper echelon of inebriation. This pinnacle of intoxication can only be achieved by adhering to a rigorous training regimen. Alcohol of all types, and origins must be a normalcy in the daily drinking habits of one who is abolished.

That dude just puked up 38 ounces worth of sangria, 18 year old Irish whiskey, a rare chardonnay, a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a jigger of warm sake, and pomegranate margarita. That dude is freakin' abolished.

by LeDanny Vegas August 17, 2006

absolutliest

The most definite measurement according to Rob.

What is the absolutliest time Lebron can make his decision?

by jgold89 July 11, 2014

Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016