open axe wound

a particularly accomodating wordGulp/word. One that a gentleman couldn't 'touch the sides' in.

"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.

by Ebs August 21, 2003

Barbarian axe throw

Hang and tie a female from a door and spread her anus wide open and continue to throw dildos in her anus

“Babe can we try the barbarian axe throw tonight

by Limp tornado creator December 22, 2020

axe handles wide

When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles

That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.

by #1Psycho 23 April 15, 2015

ax about me

informing someone to inquire about your reputation

also infers that you're well known

makes it so you don't have to explain your actions, words, tell people your name ect. effectively eliminates most communication between two people

commonly used "down south"

person 1
"why did you do that?"
person 2
"hey, ax about me"

by sfennix January 23, 2007

hairy axe wound

a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile

dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe

by dr.frank December 20, 2006

Vertical Axe Wound

(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"

"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).

by MOFUCKIN DYL April 26, 2007

tiny axe wound

A euphemism for a Vagina}.

Steve: "Becky changed in front of me..."
Dan: "Really? How much did you see?"
Steve: "Everything. The Booty, Satan's Love Pillows, and her Tiny Axe Wound."

by Scooter D and the Boys January 19, 2018