The ruler of Hamster House. People say that Almi stands for Almighty, but it actually is short for Almond Joy.
Almi joined Hamster House on April 31st, 2003. Almi was a n00b once, too. But through dedication and determination, Almi has reached an ungodly number of posts.
Almi joined Hamster House on April 31st, 2003. Almi was a n00b once, too. But through dedication and determination, Almi has reached an ungodly number of posts.
Almi's rank on Hamster House is the Almighty Hamster.
Almi spends way too much time on Hamster House.
Almi spends way too much time on Hamster House.
by Almipwns March 31, 2009
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Yesterday I went to the wedding of my almost-girlfriend's cousin and her mother asked me if my knee is doing better.
by colleague June 11, 2009
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A term used when you feel that you can find anything, usually at a store, but you can't find everything there. For that reason, you can only find ALMOST anything at said place
by KVeezy23 June 15, 2016
Get the Almost anything mug.Redundant. Obviously should be shortened to simply THE. THE is awesome and has the best stories. THE is everything every man ever dreamed of being. THE always stops his motorcycle with an Endo! THE loves Tabasco but hates hot stuff. Every chick in the universe loves THE. If you've gone fast, THE has gone faster; with a hot chick. If you've jumped high, THE has jumped higher; while banging some chick in the ass. If you both got 6 packs, THE drank 8; he got 2 more from the chick at the desk, then she blew him. THE should have been in the NFL, but chose a shitty, menial, average-paying service job instead.
Dude1: I saw the hottest chick at the bar.
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.
THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.
THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....
by The A Fox July 31, 2012
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adj.
1) to regard or refer to oneself as 1337, thereby proclaiming superiority over n00bs.
2) also used as an interjection to mean "keep it real!"
adj.
1) to regard or refer to oneself as 1337, thereby proclaiming superiority over n00bs.
2) also used as an interjection to mean "keep it real!"
by APSpecialist June 13, 2005
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An object or logo from a school one may have flunked out of or went on to get a better job without the degree from that school because it was so frustrating. Like when you can't finish a degree plan because some of the courses needed to get that particular degree are not or no longer offered at that school
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmatter"
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
Source: Lloyd Johnsoon, Caney Head, Texas
An object or logo from a school one may have flunked out of or went on to get a better job without the degree from that school because it was so frustrating. Like when you can't finish a degree plan because some of the courses needed to get that particular degree are not or no longer offered at that school
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmatter"
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
Source: Lloyd Johnsoon, Caney Head, Texas
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmater'
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
I gave Katz a tray from LU where she tried to get a law degree and could not complete because the courses were not offered to complete the degree plan so her Almadoesn'tmater as she has an excellent job as a government litigator.
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
I gave Katz a tray from LU where she tried to get a law degree and could not complete because the courses were not offered to complete the degree plan so her Almadoesn'tmater as she has an excellent job as a government litigator.
by Lloyd Johnson December 24, 2007
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You're almost single because You and your significant other don't speek anymore, you don't even know what they're doing anymore and you don't care and your significant other feels the same, but no one will say "okay this is getting ridiculus, lets just be friends"
by TateBreakable April 1, 2008
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