Flat tyre

Doug Rohde

That Bloke is a real Doug Rohde - flat tyre (always let down) (useless)

by Graceys Greatest love machine December 21, 2021

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

flat wood

loose-leaf paper used to write on.

Luis was in class and had to take notes so he asked Eric for some flat wood.

by Chandee May 19, 2006

Pats Flats

A place that's secluded with trees where your friends encourage you to relieve yourself.

Hey, if you really gotta pee, just go there. I'll stand guard. Come one, you know you have to. Your not going to make it back home.

by Pat September 13, 2004

flat earther

see: a fucking idiot

flat earthers have no brain

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 10, 2022

two flat

A term common in Chicago for a multi-story house that's been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. Sometimes also referred to as a "polish flat," likely referring to Chicago's large Polish population.

Dude 1: Hey, should I get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat?
Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.

by Fleurbeurgeur September 16, 2013

flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it

by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005