Sam

noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.

I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.

by Bruce Cheeseman December 19, 2007

Sam

One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.

Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.

by Carolina B23 February 7, 2012

sam

Smart Aleck Masochist - A submissive who acts out to get attention.

"I'm normally pretty quiet, but can be a bit of a sam."

by Scrivener November 26, 2006

sam

The biggest stoner you will ever find normally hidden in the suburbs of ramsgate.

Oh my god dude you are the biggest sam ever !!!!!

by LEMMONS ARE...COOL October 23, 2008

Sam

Another word for a nugget obsession

"I love chicken nuggets"
"you are totally a Sam"

by Memeneme November 23, 2011

Sam

Sam is a man who is very emotional and loves bread. He likes to take his anger out on everyone, cry and kick fires. He likes playing sport. Not as much as he loves bread. Sam may be overweight.

swaggin sam

by swaggerz4lyfeeeeeeee August 28, 2012

Sam

Swag At Me

Get your SAM

by sexMONSTER????? April 29, 2009