Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag!
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.
by lenswipe April 13, 2008
by mr douche himself Jaron September 09, 2009
someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.
by Charles Dodgeson April 13, 2009
1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005
a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.
Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
by Amfeezy October 10, 2006
Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
by WET CARGO BOY March 19, 2006