Indie douche-bag

A douche-bag that listens to crappy music that nobody else likes.
Indie douche-bags often think they know more about music than the average person thus making them cooler. Both facts are usually incorrect.

X: "I liked them before they got big"
Y: "You're such an Indie douche-bag

or

X: "You've heard of them!?.... there not great"
Y: "You were about to say you love them! Stop being an Indie douche-bag"

by Eddie & Alex Van Halen November 30, 2010

douche bag

Habbo Hotel User. QED.

Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag!
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.

by lenswipe April 13, 2008

douche bag

My brother Jaron Bennett
he is a complete retard and full of doucheness

jaron likes it anal and likes douche bags

by mr douche himself Jaron September 9, 2009

douche bag

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

by Charles Dodgeson April 12, 2009

Douche Bag

chump

by honey June 22, 2003

douche bag queen

1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.

"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)

by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005

Douche bag whore

a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.

Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"

Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"

by Amfeezy October 10, 2006