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baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.
baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
by Olly Hall October 15, 2008
mugGet the baked beans.mug.

Beans

Human beans. Because they are small.
"I HATES WATER , I YEETS ONLY BEANS"
by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023
mugGet the Beansmug.

Bean Donut

Adjective

Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.
'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'

'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'
by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018
mugGet the Bean Donutmug.

Bean

Clitoris basically. You could call it a bean bag, or even a beanie bag. Usually said to roast your friends moms.
Hey Dave, I actually just Milfored your moms bean. Dont even get me started on Shawns moms bean bag. Shes got that spicy bean!
by BdontheBeanSlayer March 10, 2019
mugGet the Beanmug.

Bean Chute

In female anatomy, the hood of the clitoris — or the clitoral hood — is the fold of skin that surrounds the head of the clitoris. It protects the sensitive clitoris from friction or rubbing
You're as bout useful as a bean chute
by Bobby Buttz February 4, 2022
mugGet the Bean Chutemug.

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink
Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
mugGet the Bean bake lovermug.

Beans & Cornbread

means had a fight
Back in da day Jay beans & Cornbread wit Joe.
by Allahatopia November 23, 2018
mugGet the Beans & Cornbreadmug.

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