soap dick

it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole

joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..

by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021

Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others

Man, she is such a dick tester.

by n3cr0 January 15, 2010

Dick Casablancas

The name of the blonde surfer character off "Veronica Mars", who is best friends with Logan Echolls.Sometimes acts like his namesake.

YOU: "If they were real, who would you prefer, Logan Echolls or Dick Casablancas?"
ME: "Logan obviously!"

by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

Eat a dick

The act of eating dicks. Could be several, could be one, but all I know is you'll have some fun! wkl (Xbox) loves to do so in his spare time. He is relatively homosexual, but gets the job done. Eating dicks is a true skill and should not be looked down upon. You could be eating dicks right now and you just don't know it yet, it is commonly used as a term to call someone you don't like *wkl*. Whilst requiring a fair amount of skill, the act of "eating dicks" is only performed by the master tier 100 cunts.

Wow, he really eats all of the dicks... How many? So many.

Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.

by Big facs July 3, 2018

Dick Tickle

When someone runs a finger up the shaft of your penis that causes you to laugh

Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.

by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021

she-dick

It's when a woman has a really large clit, large enough to be a somewhat of a little dick.

"Wow, that wrestler Chyna sure has a she-dick"

by Tabitha Face September 1, 2007

Dick twerk

The act of dry humping the air right out of the shower and making your dick move aggressively up and down mimicking the act of "twerking".

Dry humping the air and making your dick move up and down "Dick twerk"

by awarsaw18 January 11, 2014