Bean

An antisocial individual that is smol and nervous.

Brendon: Hey, my name's Brendon, what's yours?
Tyler: I'm a bean
Brendon:Oh that's okay. My friend Josh over there is also a bean.

Josh: hi

by Smøl_Beanitø July 19, 2017

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024

Mr Bean

The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity

"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"

by MrBeanishot August 29, 2023

Beaning

To try to engage in sexual activity, to spit game, to have sex.

He went to her house last night? Beaning!

by Katenicks March 11, 2017

Bean

a good looking person is called a bean

you're such a bean

by FuzzySpuffy February 19, 2019

beans

bro my mom made bEæns

Momma made me some beans

by fnfboyfriend_ August 10, 2021