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Poop Moment

When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.
Hey Ryan, we have a test tomorrow and I have to use the bathroom, what a poop moment!
by anonymous November 2, 2021
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Colin moment

When someone does or says something so astronomically stupid, it makes everyone around them question their mental state
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who put his headset mic so far down his throat that he threw up?
Person 2: Yeah that was some of the most idiotic shit I’ve ever seen.
Person 1: Colin moment!
by PogRider7 April 22, 2022
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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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Occult Club Moment

An instance where something, usually an item, is presented conveniently just before it is required, as seen in the video game Dark Souls, where the Occult Club is given to the player before the exact type of boss that is weak to it.

Another example; when finding C4 or an RPG right before encountering a heavily armored vehicle in a shooter game.
"Now that's an Occult Club Moment."
by LordIndifferent April 6, 2024
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Sasha moment

Pronunciation: Sa.sh.a mo.me.nt A moment where you think the gender of a person or character is female. However it turns out to be a male. Just like how Sasha from acnh gender turns out to be male.
P1: wow look at that girl.
P2: ummm… I think this is a Sasha moment….
by Startupedition January 22, 2022
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Durg Moment

A "durg moment" is when someone is attempting to spell a word, but they spell it incorrectly.
Jim: Oh wow look at the amzaing shop.
Bill: ....
Jim: Damn it, that was a durg moment.
Bill: ....
by Kittii October 18, 2014
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Bruh Moment

A brief and sudden moment in time that requires a "Bruh".
The fact that you had to look up the definition of a bruh moment deserves a Bruh Moment.
by Dixon Mayasse July 9, 2021
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