anus time machine

A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten

I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell

by katoom rider 76 May 13, 2014

Used a couple of times

This is an expression seen quite often on places like Ebay or Craigslist, basically an alternative of "You might be able to use it at least one time... if you are lucky"

Guy 1:Selling blankets! Only used a couple of times too!

by JennaTidleyRulesAll February 17, 2015

Part-time Catholic

Someone only who attends mass during important times in the Church year; specifically Easter.

Jim: I had to stand during mass this morning.
Angelina: I know, the part-time Catholics took -all the seats.

by Snoopsy April 5, 2015

Big-Time-Hard

Not just big, not just big time, not just hard, not just big hard; big-time-hard.

Dude....that backflip was big-time-hard.

by NickNickerson April 15, 2015

Time Machine Tuesday

An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.

Did you see that Time Machine Tuesday post?

by aidan2300 May 22, 2015

no time for milk and honey

not having for pleasant but unnecessary things

Enough with the small talk, let's get down to business; there's no time for milk and honey.

by patrickthegray May 28, 2015

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016